The first thing that comes to mind as usual is something naughty. But since I am G rated I will move on.
The super descriptive verb that would pin point me would be analyst. Probably more like over analyst, of pretty much everything. Some time for the good, like putting butter on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich so the peanut butter doesn’t stick to the roof of my mouth. Sometimes for the bad like why my husband isn’t in a smiling, that I usually turn into he is mad at me for something I have no idea what I did, I wish I could take it back just so I could see him smile again. In reality he is just deep in thought and I should have asked.